Joel McHale’s bid for SMA

Lost Generation by Jonathan Reed

I am part of a lost generation

and I refuse to believe that

I can change the world

I realize this may be a shock but

“Happiness comes from within.”

is a lie, and

“Money will make me happy.”

So in 30 years I will tell my children

they are not the most important thing in my life

My employer will know that I have my priorities straight because

work is more important than family

I tell you this

Once upon a time

Families stayed together

but this will not be true in my era

This is a quick fix society

Experts tell me

30 years from now, I will be celebrating the 10th anniversary of my divorce

I do not concede that

I will live in a country of my own making

In the future

Environmental destruction will be the norm

No longer can it be said that

My peers and I care about this earth

It will be evident that

My generation is apathetic and lethargic

It is foolish to presume that

There is hope.

And all of this will come true unless we choose to reverse it .

Read the message, then read it again in reverse.

Which generation do you belong in?

GASP!

nbaoffseason:

Adam “Metal Mulisha” Morrison is still playing in Europe and has apparently turned into Dirk Nowitzki.

DAMNNNNN this foo rode the bench all year on the lakers. I guess this shows how good you have to be to make it in the NBA

PHOTO
Human GLaDOS! 

Human GLaDOS! 

myaaaargh:

Hahaha, this is how I feel at parties.

lmao! I can totally see you doing that

dcu:

Oh, well this is some dope artwork from Dresden Codak:

If DC ever paid me to do a Batman story it would look like this, and it would probably be about how Batman is pretty insane and can only convince teenagers to team up with him.

dcu:

Oh, well this is some dope artwork from Dresden Codak:

If DC ever paid me to do a Batman story it would look like this, and it would probably be about how Batman is pretty insane and can only convince teenagers to team up with him.

(via myaaaargh)

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myaaaargh:

somethingvain:

Lucy Liu by in ‘Fashion Olympics’ by Peter Lindbergh for Harper’s Bazaar

B-b-b-BAMF!

myaaaargh:

somethingvain:

Lucy Liu by in ‘Fashion Olympics’ by Peter Lindbergh for Harper’s Bazaar

B-b-b-BAMF!

myaaaargh:

tenementhalls:

This is always how dinner ends when all our friends go out. On a good day, we can figure it out in 15 minutes.

Every. Single. Time.

myaaaargh:

tenementhalls:

This is always how dinner ends when all our friends go out. On a good day, we can figure it out in 15 minutes.

Every. Single. Time.